This morning I was having this conversation with my daughter about tattoos. Both her father and I have gotten inked and so there’s very little I could say to dissuade her of getting one herself when she’s of age. However, I did impart the following knowledge on her. As she said, “mom, I’m kind of too young to really use what you’re telling me”, I realized yeah she’s right. But I’m writing this blog as a future reference for her and to possibly help out a few people who might find it.
To my daughter I say, please please use these guidelines on where and what should never be a tattoo.
1. Armbands. No. This went out of style in the early 90’s, right? Nothing dates you like a barbed wire armband. It’s kind of a lazy tattoo really. I’ve seen a couple of nice tribal ones, but I’d only recommend that for people who can actually trace their family line to certain tribes. Maybe an animal (like a snake) wrapping around artfully. But most armband tattoos you’ll see are… eh.
I love you Kiefer, even if you do have TWO armband tattoos.
Should be posted in every tattoo parlor
I got all the fanfics written under this username bound into a single volume. I did have another username prior if you’re wondering, but those stories are old and are painful to read through. Honestly I’m pained to read the Batman story too. It was a good idea that I took on when I wasn’t up to the same writing level that I am now. But that’s how writer’s have to start… by practicing.
So it’s all bound together and it looks real pretty even though I forgot to put in page numbers. whoops. LOL. I’m really hoping this will inspire me to keep editing my non=fanfic novel and to start on that other short story I wanted to write. And all this before April because that’s Script Frenzy time.
you’re turning into an infinite number of penguins
Really, was there ever any doubt?
read about my fascinating journey
I couldn’t wait any longer… I got a new tattoo. It’s on my ass. It hurts to sit down.
When I got the bat tattoo on my back when I was 23 I thought “this is the last one” leaving me with a total of two tattoos. And now, 6 days after my 30th birthday I ran to the same tattoo place I got the bat tattoo.
I’m not sure if it’s an early mid-life crisis, but this tattoo was a must. It’s the symbol for the planet Uranus (Aquarius’ ruling planet) and I got it right on my butt. I mean that’s a joke I can tell for the rest of my life. I couldn’t not get it. That would be like knowing a real good joke and never telling anyone.
It hurt a bit, yeah. But it is a freaking needle digging into your skin. There’s bound to be some pain. No tears or anything, I’m a big girl. The whole thing was over in like 10 minutes. My friend Barbie came with me. Thanks, girl.